New guy here-Hi!

[MMMM_ERT]

I tried to PM you at the other site, but it seems you've already gone.

I have found someone else. You may know him. Lanc3r. I know this is a weird way of telling you, but you leave me no choice. Your Double life on the internet has consumed you. All these made up stories. I cant take anymore. I already get enough grief from my family about you, now its the entire internet!!!

Ive already moved my stuff out of your mom's basement.

Good bye.

But...you told me last night that I was the only one for you!!!!!!

[Mama Double-S]

Mommy?

You've got 10 more minutes on the computer and then I want you upstairs to rub my feet.

Oh and that hussy trollop is gone. I told you she was no good for you. You need someone like Mommy, dear.

[deltaolds]

great, now we got family reunion here,

[MMMM_ERT]

so yeah, welcome to CF.

i take it all four of you are here to dick around

A little...but I do own a 68 RS/SS

[frog]

Lead me to your ladies here. I am figured out on all the other boards I troll on, and need to act like a bigshot here. Don't invite me to any events though, because I will NEVER SHOW UP, AND THAT MEANS NEVER.

Live it.

Learn it.

Know it.

[Lanc3r]

Hey Guys,

I am new to this forum. I used to hang out at Bimmerfest, but I just couldn't keep up with my phoney persona over there. The lies were very hard to keep track of. I told them I was good looking, rich, had a beautiful fiancee, an M-Roady. I tried to fit in, but it never seemed right.

So I want a fresh start here. I drive a 1987 Yugo sport


and live in my Mom's basement. The Yugo is great on gas mileage, which is perfect for my Pizza Delivery job.

I don't care what they say about you on that site, you will always have a place in my heart.

Also, just because I'm and you're straight doesn't mean I can't still lust after you.

Luv ya!

[MR. BBQ]

I think....wow.

[Alchemist]

I think....wow.

inorite?

[MMMM_ERT]

inorite?

If you guys are curious...google "Double-S Sucks"...

[Catholic Damage]

wow dude, this is borderline pretty creative and fun, to you really have no life.

stick around. maybe T.G.B. will return.